Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Village in Unchanged Team Shocker


Mike Finds Amusement in Being 12th Man

With momentum building as the season goes by, the Village name an unchanged team for the first time ever.  The players in form have been selected again and talented players are left carrying the drinks.  Thousands of women will be gutted at the news that Mick the Teeth will not be on the field despite being available.  Mick the Head is happy as this means that he won't have to share.

This is the only opposition that the Village have yet to play this season and beating all of your opponents in the first round of matches is a pretty good way to set out your stall.  The Village have previous in this area having beaten everyone in the first round of Indoor League Matches one year, only to lose 4 out of the 5 return matches with many hissy fits and much bear throwing.

So, get along to the Sports Centre for a 6.30 start to see the bangwagon gathering pace as The Mighty Village take on the Knowle Village, currently sporting a record of two wins and two losses.  Last time up at the Sporty, the Village chased down an imposing score of 40, in much the same way that Sri Lanka didn't against England.  The West End Saints XI not taking anything for granted will be...

1 Tommy Drop Richards
2 Steve Dot Paul
3 Colin Dayer
4 Sean the Guru, is it you ?
5 Sperm Sprayer Head
6 Glen de la Skip
7 The Hoob
8 Jonjo and his Wanker Sign on the Retreat
9 Phil (not Paul) The Jeweller
10 Lookie 'Guru only does shit fielding off my bowling' Blackwell
11 Supermac

COME ON THE VILLAGE !!!!

1 comment:

  1. I'm guessing that there is no place then for an available Skate Forster?

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