Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Grudge Match for Nigel

Blake Lapthorne.  Two little words which provoke rage inside mild mannered bowler Nigel Hubbard who used to work for them.  He’s promised to give us a Churchillian pep talk before the game which will help us to thrash the opposition to within an inch of their lives.  Our opponents lost their first two games (against Kerala and Knowle Village) so Nigel has every hope that we will smash them into the dust.
A couple of changes from last week with Colin Day and Luke Blackwell returning in place of Seasick Steve and Rob Saunders who has gone drinking.
Our team is:
1 Colin Day
2 Sean Tongs
3 Tom Richards
4 Steve Paul
5 Mike Head
6 Glen de la Cour
7 Nigel Genghis Khan Hubbard
8 Jonjo Stovell
9 Phil Jewell
10 Luke Blackwell
11 Kev McCarthy
6.30 at the Parks.  Will we be on the pitch with the persistent skateboarders or will we be on the pitch with the students having their picnic.  If it’s the latter then we send Mike over to clear them off as none of them will want to get pregnant and he probably teaches half of them.
So, will Nigel spank Blake Lapthorne or will they have been Making Plans for Nigel... (anyone under 40 won't get that)
Come on the Village !!!!

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