Nigel Bottles It

A Bottler, Yesterday

Half-way mark of the season as the Mighty Village take on Blake Lapthorn at the Parks.  The first meeting of the teams this season was notable for the Hoob spitting fury at every opposition player he used to work with, so he's been rested for this game - that's the official line anyway the bottling bastard.  The first match was also notable for a bloke taking 20 minutes to put a helmet on, some comedy fielding (walking over the boundary with the ball and not calling it 4) and the infamous "let her off cos she's a girl" incident.

The Village have 11 men, fair and true for the task at hand and these include the returning Spaul and Jeweller de Vito.  Coming in for his first appearance of the season is Clive Davison who last scored a run in 1974.  He's replacing Dayer in the battng line up who has scored 230 odd this season.  Aside from the Hoob and Dayer, the other player rested is Seasick Steve, currently stuck in the mud at Glastonbury.

6.30, Thursday at Hoglands Park,
Get there early ladies, to reserve your place on Mikey Sperm's lap.

Team is:
1 Guru
2 Tommy 'out for 49, shit, fuck, motherfukkaaaaaa'
3 Gonzo
4 If Carlsberg did Captains, they'd be a lot better than this clown
5 Sperm Sprayer
6 WG Clive
7 Lookie Spin
8 JJ Fox Piss
9 Jewell de Vito
10 Rob 'Respect the Opposition' Saunders
11 Kevmac

Lets go to work!!!

COME ON THE VILLAGE!!!