Seasick Steve Warms Up
Kerala at The Parks and a busy week for the West End Saints selection committee who selected players on merit and only came up with 8, one of whom was surprisingly Jonjo despite his ‘sprinkler dance’ bowling from last week. In truth, the was a statement made that we had too many players and then everyone decided to test that statement by dropping out. Spaul’s injured knee had blown up to monster proportions, Luke had done his back in, Tom was at the Isle of Wight festival and Mick the Head was unavailable for reasons unknown.
In their stead we eventually got Geoff who has defied the rash (which may or may not involve genitalia) he brought back from Turkey on his Club 18-60 holiday, Rob Saunders who has returned from drinking, Luke who is playing as a big hitting pinch hitting batsman only and Seasick Steve who has kindly postponed a gig at a festival to play. There is a rumour doing the rounds that the legendary Mike Edwards may be making an appearance but this will be kept quiet until the last moment for fear or a run on tickets and a stampede of nubile young women like Pippa Middleton ... or more likely, Thora Hird or that old bag who plays Dot Cotton on the telly.
Team is:
1 Dayer
2 Guru Sean Tongs
3 Luke Pinch Hitter Blackwell
4 Glen Billy de la Cour
5 Jonjo Sprinkler Stovell
6 Phil the Jeweller
7 Nigel Hoobard
8 Mackem Rob Saunders
9 Geoff The Rash Edwards
10 Super Kev McCarthy
11 Seasick Steve
COME ON THE VILLAGE!!!!
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