A.Prick: Groundsman
Billy Shite of the Daily Sporting Arse at the Sports Centre where despite there being no rain of any note all day and despite the ground being rock hard, Village against Carnival was called off by the Groundsman, A. Prick. When interviewed, Mr Prick lied about it being called off first thing this morning (which it wasn't). The League Secretary was informed of Mr Prick's decision by email at 3.45pm and this email wasn't read until 6.15pm, by which time, everyone had turned up for the Village match and for the two other matches due to be played at the venue. Also, Kerala had the same story at the LCG but as they beat the Village last week, we can snigger at that one.
It was a shame as the Mighty Village were going to absolutely thump Carnival out of sight - they had Spaul bowling and everything and Jonjo was going to have a bat. Seasick Steve was playing as well and he's a legend.
Next up.... Call Of Duty: Fox Piss Episode 3 (A.Prick permitting)
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