Just for the Big Dog - An Indian Buffet
Kerala at
the Sports Centre in the first meeting since “Cheating Bstardgate” at the tail
end of last season. We of course, lost
that game and we were told that it was Indian Justice as they tried to stir up
some sort of race war. Sorry boys, not
interested. We will keep our moral high
ground and just ask who won the league?
Weather watch and early in the week, any green field was submerged in
water so not looking good. On Wednesday
there was a shock in that a strange yellow object was spotted in the sky and on
Thursday it’s still there but it’s forecast to batter down with rain again at
about 5pm so, in keeping with the rest of this season so far, writing this is
probably a complete waste of time.
Team is:
1 Colin Day
– the Big Dog is back and he like to feast on anything, hopefully he’ll have a
taste for Indian buffet bowling
2 Tom
Richards – fresh from his glorious exhibition of batsmanship against The Shire,
big things are expected from the Chichester University number 11
3 Steve
Paul – hoping to continue his rich vein of form blah blah blah
4 Sean
Tongs – have no fear for The Guru is here.
5 Glen de
la Cour – fighting at his heaviest weight ever
6 Nigel
Hubbard – well we might need a nice lawyer against this lot
7 Phil
Jewell – Danny de… actually – I can’t be bothered with his, it’s gonna rain and
get called off again.
8 Luke
Blackwell – I mean it always rains on a Thursday and it gets called off. Dunno why I bother.
9 Rob
Saunders (Umpire) – cos I send about 40 texts a week and then resend them to people
like Spaul who can’t be bother to reply the first time.
10 Jonjo
Stovell – so I eventually get 11 players and then it rains… and then I remember
that I haven’t called up Barry the Legend.
11 Geoff
Edwards – Actually, we could do with Barry to keep an eye on the scoring.
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